Sunday, October 19, 2014
We got some catching up to do!
Monday, August 4, 2014
Today is Monday.
Saturday, August 2, 2014
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Jokes at 12 AM
4th June 2014, Wednesday
Start: 12.58 AM..
I'm sleepy, but also not sleepy * )--( *
...............
Just now, at around 12 till' 12.45 AM, my Mom, my sister and I were laughing really hard about lame jokes and stuff oUo
My mom also started joking around when I started telling her my Bday List (which only consists of two things for now XD; A <NIKON> camera and those 48 Faber-Castell Colour Pencils). At the camera part, she started laughing about how she should just get me those little kid 'cameras', where you just press the button and the picture changes.
We also started went to the topic of these jokes:
》 Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses. The following are things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed
in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed
on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy. 《
And we were laughing so hard, from topic to topic! X'D
I didn't even realise it was 12.30 in the morning. I assumed when Mommy kept saying 'Good Night' (even though we still continued joking), it was 11 or something.
I am thankful our laughter and good mood caused Mommy to allow us to stay up that late and she did not yell at us *^*
Anyways, today was otherwise an unproductive day ;--;
I wanted to go out, but we always end up not knowing where exactly to go :'D
Mommy got fed up with us in the end, and we went out after Maghrib instead; because Mommy nicely gave in to our pleas to go our for Bubble Tea! (oUo :'/)
<Pearl Milk Tea is always yummy~>
So.. now it's 1.16 AM and I'm sleepy *zZzZ*
GoodNite, then! ><
Not exactly an adventurous day, but it was fun(ny) in the end X))
For me, anyways. (/owo)/
End: 1.18 AM
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Exam Week!
Starto: 7.38pm
21st May 2014
Hey, evryone!
Lots of things have been going on (HAHAHA not really- more like, I have lots of things I missed out on blogging) for eg, this week has been the week of my exams!
Not anything crucial, just my First Semester Exams :)
Alhamdulillah (Remember to say that, kids!) it is going quite well for me!! Mehbe :'D
I dunno.. I feel like I've been pretty confident in these past exams (good or bad thing?).. Even if I get anything wrong, it's all in the past and all I can do is try harder! (YEAAHHH!)
They end this Friday, with Islamic Studies as the last subject (I can hear everyone screaming "MERDEKA!").
EEPPP Although, I am extremely worried for Math! In sya allah, I'll be able to pass with flying colours ><
MATH IS COMPLICATED
Oh yeah, a few days ago (Last Sunday..?) it was Mothers' Day!
Funny thing was, my mom reminded me.. (Sorry, Mom!)
It went like:
"Hey (Me), do you know it's Mothers' Day today?"
"//OOPSIFORGOT// Umm.. evryday is Mothers' Day!"
Que laughter.
"That's so cheesy!"
Aww, I love you too, Mom >w<
Funny thing was, Mom reminded me on the wrong day..
Heh. We ended up celebrating twice~
Hrmm.. other than that, not much has been on.
//andisaidtherewasalottotelhahaha
Exams this whole week, right?
In fact, I'VE BEEN PROCRASTINATINNGG
Gotta run!
Next time: After the Exams!
End: 7.50 pm T^T
Oh yeah..
Don't forget that everyday is Mother's Day!! X)
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Thursdays
1st May 2014, Thursday.
Start: 7.13am
Hello! Well, as you can tell, today is a THURSDAAYYY :DD
Its a public holiday, plus, tmrw is ALSO a (school-replaces wesak day) holiday!
We're currently in HHilton right noww X)
Because Mom and Dad are going to Sydney this weekend ;---;
NUUUU TAKE ME WITH YOOUUUUU
Probs to spend my Father's bday alone -3-
On the plus (?) side, I can also celebrate Kyoya-kun's bday (5/5)! XDDD And HARU-CHAN'S I FORGOTTT (3/5)
Later in the day, I'm going to be out with my friends celebrating my friend's bday!
The theme is pink ^^' (im wearing somewhat of a coral colour ~ excuse me :D ~)
I'm glad to be somewhere doing something with them at least X)
Now that I've downloaded Blogger on my phone, I can't procrastinate!!
-Much-
This is by far the earliest entry I've ever done. 7.22AM?!
I wonder if I have any readers out there.. If I didn't have any, I wouldn't mind bcause this is for my children anyway. If there ARE, I sincerely thank you for reading! Hope I don't waste your time XD
Listening to Yakusoku No Basho e right n- Now its Kufufu No Fu.
Eerrr, I don't have much to write since nothing has HAPPENED yet (One reason not to write in the morning..), so..
Tata for now?
End: 7.26am
.........................
This is a brilliant plan!
Start: 10.23am
So, just came back from HHilton :D
Right now I'm just waiting for a call from my friend (PICK UP DE PHONE ALREADDYY) and waiting for my other friend to pick me up (WHILE PRAYING THAT THE OTHER FRIEND EITHER CALL ME BACK OR MAGICALLY COME RIGHT NOWW) X)))
Still have to buy a prezzie for At* eeepppppp :'D
Currently listening to Kyokugen Fighter!
-Tsukisusume KYOKUGEN tsukisusumu no daaaaaa-
End: 10. 27am {Shortest entry I've done lately *^*}
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Sundays
Sunday, 20th April 2014.
Start' 5.32pm
Downloading Blogger on my phone is probably a good-bad thing.
Good: I probably x procrastinate.
Bad: a) Probably lots of grammar mistakes (dang i was teying to- oops there ya go)
b) People might see it (nooooo)
c) My phone might become sloww ;--;
Anyways, nice to speak to my kids again (Since this IS for my kids..) as well as the readers.
Aahh I just got a scary thought.. what of I don't get kids? In sya allah I will ><
..
What's been going on?
Last week, I went to the orchestra! It was fun *^* It was called 'A Clown's Guide to the Orchestra'. It was kinda aimed at little kids, but it was fun anyways :D
At school, they've started a Subject YEAR. (For the first time in forever~) Usually, its a Subject Week, where basically this certain week is about a certain subject. Sometimes its a Subject Month.
THIS time, its a Subject YEAR (until the end of the year)!
I can't remember which subject is when, but right now its IT (Info Tech) and VocARTech.
This morning I was supposed to have horse-riding (which is at 10am) but I woke up at 9.45am (Wondering why my Mom hadn't woken me up like she usually did). When I asked her 'Isn't there horse-riding today?', she was like 'That's right!'.
We missed it anyways. THE WHOLE CLASS EEP.
N* said that she was the only one who came, even though Za* was supposed to come too. Whoops.
Been sad for no reason recently. I instantly tear up when I start talking about 'myself' to my Mom. You have to be me to understand what I mean by 'talking about myself', which you're not.
So.. today's Sunday. School tomorrow *^* The teachers have started saying that people should be more thankful that you go to school. Not that I'm saying I'm not thankful, but ya know, as a kid, you just can't help feeling it.
Argument closed -3-
Well, that's all for now folks!
End: 5 53pm.
OH MY GOSH I JUST REMEMBERED iSLAM IS NEXT FRIDAY *-*
..How will this look like on the computer?..